The Samoan Swat Team (Rikishi & Samu) vs The Littles MECW ??-??-1999
The Misfits are my favorite band
I'm pale with black hair, so I'm not sure if I had a say in the matter. I'm pretty sure they mail Static Age to your house once you either develop a shitty teenage attitude or your skin pigment dips below alabaster. You become an alabastard if you will. I've heard people criticize The Misfits and say they suck, but music is subjective. Besides, people who say that listen to garbage. Not Shirley Manson, but their musical taste is hot trash. The Misfits are my favorite band for the same reason everyone's favorite band is everyone's favorite band, because I heard them when I was a teenager. That's basically why we all like the things we like Unless you were a teenager in the late 80s I don't want to hear about how much you love Til' Tuesday. Yes I know the lead singer had an illustrious career as an indie artist DONT AIMEE MANNSPLAIN ME. There's something about Danzig, Jerry Only, Doyle, and insert random drummer here that really spoke to a teenaged Ben. Maybe it was because I liked skeletons so goddamn much. So you could imagine how excited I was in the past few years when I found out my favorite band was going to start playing together. Doyle, Danzig, Jerry, and I must reiterate I don't give a shit who the drummer was, back together again. I had to see them right.
Never even crossed my mind