The Insane Clown Posse fucking rule
I know there are still
stragglers late to the party and think it's fun to mock I.C.P and The Juggalos,
but come on guys its 2022. Faygo is in Big Lots now. Now, just how much of
the anti-ICP stuff was rooted in self-loathing class-based warfare is an
article for another website, ( Dibs on calling it Proletariat Liarats) but the
fact is people have finally come around on Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. They're
goofy, self-aware, objectively funny and seem like pretty solid human beings.
Their music is dogshit
But that's just like my
opinion man, and really it doesn't matter because I love everything else about
them. I think what turned me into a Juggalo supporter starts with Juggalo
Championshit Wrestling . JCW is probably what I would do if I was a wrestling
fan. I have no idea what the storylines are. I have no idea who the champions
are. All I know is as that every year at the living, breathing Vice article
that is The Gathering of the Juggalos, ICP books a bunch of legends and randos
in a bunch of weird matches and it's awesome.
I know it's such a cliché to quote iconic singer/songwriter Jewel in a blog about pro wrestling, but watching this match I can't help but be reminded of a lyric that touches my very soul.
"I'm just a simple girl In a high-tech digital world"
Wait....sorry wrong
lyrics
"You were meant
for me and I was meant for you"
This is a site to
behold as Vader and Scott Steiner team up to take on Shawn Summers and Roderick
Street. I have to imagine ICP are as big a fan of the squash match as me
because they decided to team up two of the greatest squashers of all time in
Vader and Scott Steiner and put them against two nobodies who were born to die.
To start off Summers and
Street come out to "Can't Smile Without You' by Barry Manilow and are
basically introduced as victims. Tremendous. The First. THE FIRST real move of
the match consists of Scott Steiner DROPPING ONE OF THEM ON THEIR HEAD.
It clearly isn't the designed opening maneuver, but the tone has been
set. Then just for fun Scotty hits a guy with a chair and Vader just
forearms the other one. Both of them are busted open. Shaggy and Kevin Gill
cannot contain their delight by what they have unleashed on the world. Vader's
doing all the classic Vader stuff. Wrecking people with punches, the avalanche
, his super underrated Chokeslam. It's just an asskicking, but nothing we
haven't seen before
At about this time Scott
Steiner suplexes a guy right on top of his head.
The noise I made watching
that can only be described as "shrill and annoying" because I
screamed. It's a good thing that's the last part of the match.
Nope
They realize they hurt
the guy so they tag his partner in and proceed to kick his ass instead. After
the man is dropped on his head, we still get a Scott Steiner top rope belly to
belly and a Vader Bomb to finish the match.
Holy Shit.